Anus Horribilis

When you have a wicked case of the shits that lasts an entire calendar year.

After her Annus Horribilis — or "terrible year" (1992), which saw Windsor Castle burn and her childrens' lives marred by divorce — Queen Elizabeth II developed a case of Anus Horribilis. It was so bad Prince Phillip had to sleep in his own room. Not even the royal corgis could stand the stink and the constant trips to the loo.

by MrVulgarity November 25, 2022

anus slip

n. The result of a wardrobe malfunction involving the tiny, weird short-cut shorts designed to display underbutt that 60% of the female population of Los Angeles wear on Sundays. Usually associated with brunch.

Remember Janet Jackson's nip slip during the superbowl?

Yeah, but check it out, dude: the nip slip is dead. Did you catch Miley Cyrus' anus slip on instagram?

by PaceEdwardJamesOlmos September 29, 2013

Jam Anus

On a doughnut or donut, the jam anus is the insertion point of Jam into a filled doughnut.

This is conducted using a baster or piping bag, thus a puncture mark is left on the doughnut when the implement is retracted.

The term was used by Sarah Millican in the Off Menu Podcast with Ed Gamble and James Acaster.
Episode 87: Sarah Millican (Christmas Special) whilst discussing Greggs doughnuts (29:11)

Christy: I love when I get a donut with a pronounced jam anus

Angela: You F**king Wot?

Christy: you can see where the Jam went in so you don’t get it on yourself

Angela: bitch you crazy

by Le Beignet January 17, 2021

anus hairs

When you eating the booty like groceries and they be some weird shit sticking out of dat booty hole, most likely anus hairs

1:Damn dad bich had some mad ANUS HAIRS

2:EWWWWW

by Taco taco burrito burrito November 4, 2015

Disco Anus

Disco anus is when someone has severe diarrhea

"Dude, I think I have disco anus, from that food we ate earlier."

by Disco Anus April 30, 2014

donut anus

Similar to a puffy anus. An anus that's shaped like a big donut.

"did you see that bloke's undercarriage?"

"No, was it hot?"

"Yeah! He had a donut anus and everything. It was all puffy."

by Jaliscoball June 27, 2023

Irritation Of The Anus

A painful symptom after you have expelled flaming lava liquid shit out of your asshole

"God.. My diarrhea gave me irritation of the anus... and it hurts like mega hell."

by EthanTheComposer June 2, 2018