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science infection

To be either (a) infected with an overwhelming love of science or (b) to contract an unidentified infection as a direct result of an overexposure to a scientific object or event
Nerd Girl 1: I have such a girl boner for that guy Sheldon from Big Bang Theory! I think I must have a science infection.
OR
Nerd Girl 2: I was in the lab last afternoon working on an extra credit project for Mr. Blumpkin's AP Chemistry class and I leaned over too far and burnt my mosquito bites on the hot side of from the Bunsen burner and now I have a heinous science infection
by daftthetachipunk February 12, 2014
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Science Magic

When you understand the science behind something I.e. A new space shuttle, but you don know the math.
"The space shuttle is said to travel at faster than light speeds, built off of Albert Einsteins rule of general relativity"
"Science Magic"
by SliyzyPanda December 22, 2018
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Earth Science

Earth science is a scientific discipline that spans a wide variety of sub-disciplines, which amount to the study of the construction, formation and processes of the Earth (along with other terrestrial bodies). Draws from the subjects of geochemistry, petrology, geomorphology, geophysics, palaeontology, crystallography, geography, seismology, geotechnical engineering and a wide variety of other fields. Other terms used to describe it include geoscience and geology, although the latter is viewed as slightly old-fashioned by many modern earth scientists. Vitally important to modern society, as earth scientists locate and evaluate important minerals, e.g. gold, copper, aluminium, and also play a massive part in the search for oil and its exploitation. They also play an important part in ensuring the safety of mankind, e.g. volcanologists, geotechnical engineers. There is also massive amounts of research going on in earth science.
The oil and metals used to make my computer would have been located by earth scientists; the stability of the land beneath my house is likely to have been evaluated by someone with geotechnical training; the petrol used in millions of cars every day would have come from oil located by a geophysicist.

That's just how important earth science is!
by ConversionNinja January 12, 2008
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rocket science

a phrase used against retards when there making something simple really difficult.
it's so simple, its not rocket science!
by thedankestofmen May 15, 2020
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science god

A human who has attained a god-like status similar to a pharaoh. The person usually has a colossal memory that allows them to memorize mundane facts and recite them at will.
As Ken, the Science God, turned around to face the mere science peasants they shook in fear.
by jimbo@bob April 2, 2008
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science party

when a bunch of people who are biological girls regardless of gender hang out with their bras and shirts off
SCIENCE PARTY MY BITCHESSSS *Throws shirt and bra across room*
by negative fucks given February 23, 2017
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doctor science

A somewhat sarcastic nickname given to somebody who just gave a random scientific fact that might have something to do with the current conversation.

Originated from the original Doctor Science, a character belonging to comedian Dan Coffey, who "knows more than you do", has "a masters degree! In Science!", and would answer questions about random yet silly science with bogus yet silly answers (and even had a television show for a season or two in the states).
Q: Dear Doctor Science, if the speed of light is 186,000 miles per hour, what's the speed of dark?

A: Well, since dark is broken light, it doesn't really have a speed; it just kind of sits around until somebody turns on the light.
by ke6isf August 9, 2004
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