Sick Joke

a questionable event caused by someone or something causes you to be slightly disgusted and/or disappointed but not angry.

Friend- "Im gonna be about an hour late"
Reply. "Is that some kind of sick joke?"

by Caden Clark December 6, 2019

Lopano Joke

The act of repeating something someone just said in the first person and adding "once" to the end of it.

PERSON A: Hey, I found a penny.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I found a penny once.

PERSON A: I think she killed the spider.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I killed a spider once.

PERSON A: Imagine if you just died, right now.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I died once.

PERSON A: It's really hot in it.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I was hot once.

by Silent Chicken II May 9, 2009

Joke Policy

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

Often used for situations where a joke or action has offended people and the offending person just shrugs it off.

When we asked John why he wore a pink suit to his grandpa's funeral, he simply replied "Meh, Joke Policy."

After the Party we asked Tony if he remembered what all he had done. He told us "Even if I did, I wouldn't care. It's all for Joke Policy anyway."

by Mr. Ohno January 25, 2011

Duell joke

A joke that has been thought through for quite some time, yet never misses to disappoint. It kind of makes you laugh, but it also makes you cringe. A joke that goes even beyond the boundaries of a dad joke with a 100% facepalming effect. You either love it or hate it or in many cases, both.

You know why a paladin is on a diet? Holy light! – 100% Duell joke

James bond is the only true SPYder-man! – Ugh. Duell Joke

Welcome to this independent group! It’s getting indepenDENSELY populated! – Amazing Duell joke

by Anonymousmaybebio May 21, 2022

Joke Recycler

When you say a joke around someone who later uses the joke as if it was said for the first time without giving any credit. This is usually done in the presence of ladies or large friendly gatherings.

Rob: Dude, you totally just recited the joke I said yesterday to impress that broad, real classy.

John: Yeah, and it was one hell of a joke!

Rob: Wow, look at this proud "Joke Recycler" right here.

by Joke Recycler June 23, 2014

joke dead

1. when somebody takes too long to tell a joke
2. when somebody leaves out a pivotal part of the joke, therefore makes no sense
3. when somebody tries to crack a joke, but fails to give a smooth delivery

joke teller: "(insert beginning of joke here)... and then, and then, shoot, lemme think about this for a second...."
friend: (shakes head in disappointment) "joke dead"

friend 1: "ew, stephanie pratt is such a s u next tuesday."
friend2 : "don't you mean C u next tuesday?"
friend 3: "yup, joke dead."

joke teller: "why did the chicken cross the ro... ro... (SNEEZE)"
joke receiver: "ew, joke dead."

by hotspot0309 January 9, 2010

mandem joking

when a man says something to a man/gyal portraying it as a joke bc he ent confident enough to ask it for real. if they take it as a joke they act as if it was a joke the whole time, if they take it genuinely then they pretend they was serious or vice versa depending on which way advantages them.

as well as this the phrase can also be used if the opposite person knows what the phrase means

example of mandem joking:

question: “ay clare you’re looking peng still you tryna fuck... haha”

reply1: “nah fuck off”
response1: “haha i was joking relax”

reply2: “when you thinking hunni?”
response2: “my gaff at 9”

example of using the phrase:

“cum on my tits... hahaha mandem joking”

by KINGNUTSACK December 11, 2019