textlepathy

The act of texting with one's mind. As in using mind powers to tell the phone what to type.

No I have to use my hands I don't have textlepathy

by The Impluse July 4, 2010

textersation

Having a full conversation through text messaging

I was at work having a textersation with Jane because I didn't want to talk on the phone.

by Buttons823 January 25, 2011

textless

unable to distill one's thoughts to fit size limitations imposed by texting format; pejorative, used in the same manner as clueless

when it came to twitters and tweets, the verbose politico was utterly textless

she wanted to tweet me, but she turned out to be textless and confused

by nerdywithwords June 2, 2011

Texterginity

The condition or quality of never having sent or received a text message; not textually active.

Jim: Hey, Jenn texted me the other day.

Bob: Oh? Looks like she lost her texterginity!

Jim: Yeah, she's textually active and just can't get enough!

by cpninja42 January 23, 2013

Textpedo

A text message that is actually a torpedo in disguise. This type of message would generally come from a girlfriend or wife maybe even a mom or dad possibly. It ruins your day and you generally have to leave whatever fun shit you are doing immediately.

Guy 1: Where did James run off to?

Guy 2: He got a Textpedo from his girlfriend and had to bail.

by SDS_IV May 18, 2013

Texthesia

To feel the sensation of a vibrating phone on one's person when said person actually doesn't have their phone.

Dude I could swear I just felt my phone vibrate and I don't even have that shit. Some serious texthesia.

by sidexwalk August 19, 2013

texterbate

When someone texts you at an ungodly hour with a provocative or friendly text. There is the high possibility, that they are masterbating to your texts. This includes long pauses between texts when you are perplexed that they respond so slowly.

Last night Bubba sent me a texterbate at like 11:30 pm, just to say hey. What an idiot.

by really99 May 13, 2014