Kebab Technician

Fixes the spinning kebab thing.

The meat spinner is broken

Ok call the Kebab Technician.

by Kebab Technician May 29, 2020

Helicopter technician

A technician who’s name is Dan and generally overweight and is a narsistic person. Will usually consume 5 pounds of carbs and will tip sideways to expel gas.

God dammit Dan! Quit being a helicopter technician, I’ve been doing this for 20 years.

by technician facts August 6, 2021

The Switzerland Technique

to survive a conflict unharmed by simply not getting involved

Joel used the Switzerland technique to win the round

by hypercharge67 February 26, 2015

Glassblower's Technique

1. The technique used by glassblowers to shape and form hot glass.

2. A sex act in which one places the end of a long tube on another's nipple and blows vigorously into the other end.

1. Did you see that glassblower's technique? He made a vase in minutes.
2. Did you hear about John and Sally? They did the glassblower's technique last night, she says her nipples haven't been the same since.

by Cactus fucker November 17, 2015

Certified Unix Network Technician

An acrostic for Cunt, hidden inside an authentic-sounding technical title. Origination: Arlington, Virginia

Also see: Certified User of New Technology and See You Next Tuesday, among others.

Good God, can she be any more of a Certified Unix Network Technician?

by Darsen in DC July 27, 2016

Creme Egg Technique

When you shove a Creme Egg up your significant others behind and then proceed to eat it afterwards.

Finley did the Creme Egg Technique on his boyfriend even though he doesn’t even like Creme Eggs.

by Ghandi’s Mam January 24, 2019

The forbidden hand technique

The forbidden hand technique is where she tie you dick and nuts into knot, this can vary to the gawk gawk twist mc1000 and the gawk gawk 9000.
This will usually be performed by someone called Rhian.

She said it was her first time but then she used the pulled out the forbidden hand technique and did the gawk gawk twist mc1000.

This shit bussin.

by FatnutsMgee November 18, 2020