tampys

Hence the name Tampo
Mr Fucking Tampys

i heard tampys has a cramp..lets go get pampys for tampys

by Campo July 16, 2008

tappfest

A social gathering event for university students.

The students held a tappfest during their summer vacation.

by Scotty-Dog July 6, 2008

tapped into The Borg

Used to describe a person who is wearing a Bluetooth headset, especially at an inappropriate time.

"Okay, I'm ready to rehearse."
"Not yet. You're still tapped into The Borg."
"Hmm?"
*points to ear*
"Oh, okay." *takes out headset*

by Padby February 23, 2009

Tappel

When a bag of shit is thrown on a roof and is lit on fire by a lightening strike.

Guy 1: Dude it's about to storm
Guy 2: thank god, i have to shit and i really wanted to do a Tappel tonight

by thedefiner2015 September 17, 2012

Tuppy-toucher

An adult male/female who is attracted to prepubescent girls.

Did you hear our old teacher Mr Galvin is a proper tuppy-toucher?

by kotokonjo September 7, 2014

floppy toppy

When you get sloppy toppy while soft

“I was so drunk that I couldn’t even get it up all the way so she gave me floppy toppy”

by IT’S CHODEGANG MOTHERFUCKER November 8, 2017

Jacob Tapp

the biggest reet you will ever encounter in your life ever. he's really hot but his retardness kinda takes over his body. he is probably the funniest person you will ever meet and he does THE dumbest shit but that is what makes him a funny person. no matter what you're doing with Jacob Tapp its always a good time. he's also a great driver so you can trust him with a very high number of passengers in the car, he won't kill you! super great guy to have in your life tho fr. if you have a Jacob Tapp then keep him!

girl 1: wow you know Jacob Tapp!
girl 2: yea, he's such a reet

by onlylovenothate November 14, 2018