Taco Bell Vegan

A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.

Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan

by Zinnia9 September 27, 2018

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A place that makes u have to take a huge shit

After eating taco Bell my ass checks clenched

by BlowOnMyPoopPipe69 January 11, 2020

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worse than a fart and explosive diarrhea combined

I love Taco Bell!

by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023

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if you try to go to the restaurant and order one taco, the police will put you in jail before you release that bomb into the toilet. Taco Bell has some of the most bomb threats in the world, all of which are a threat to the toilet.

Hey Kyle!
what?
let's go to Taco Bell!
why?
bomb threats happen in the bathroom, let's catch one!
well, then eat some tacos!

by BreathingHumanPersonLiving February 23, 2021

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