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Twatching

Twatching — the act of experiencing an ongoing television show or event via live twitter monitoring, while avoiding the actual show or event.

People often engage in twatching when viewing a televised event — an award show, a debate, a congressional hearing, a sporting event or breaking news, for example — is too boring, irritating, upsetting or excruciating to watch live, so they choose, instead, to experience it in real time by following the hashtags and live tweeting of others.

Some people swear that twatching is often a better experience than watching.
“No, I’m not going to watch the Academy Awards, because when they’re not boring me with their cheesy numbers, they’re pissing me off with their criminally idiotic Oscar choices. But I’ll be twatching every minute, from the red carpet on.”
by jacandy December 19, 2019
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Twitchy Kitty

When you’re fucking the weird girl from your math class, and she orgasms so hard that she begins twitching on the side of your bed
Damn bro, after I fucked Catherine in the guest room she started twitching like a dead squirrel. She’s a straight twitchy kitty.
by JacobMaskeeny January 7, 2021
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twitchell

a pathway or alley
Jay got scared, so ran down the twitchell
by gayjay69 November 9, 2013
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twitcon

The picture icon on a twitter icon. Usually of the person who owns the account or of a business.
Your twitcon is extremely sexy.
by TheMonsterBD November 12, 2010
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Twitchography

photography that in perspective has much higher meaning to it than most people perceive there to be
Hey, have you seen peoples pictures? They look like brilliant twitchography.
by Twitch667 May 29, 2011
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twitching hour

The hour between 3:00 AM and 4:00 AM PST when Donald Trump tweets his craziest shit.
The twitching hour struck twice this week when the Donald first tweeted that Obama had wiretapped him and then later twitched it to the British actually doing it.
by Helo world champ March 21, 2017
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Twitcher

(NOUN - OCCUPATION) Someone who live streams to twitch.tv frequently (similar to how people who post videos on YouTube frequently are known as "YouTubers").
PERSON 1: "What is your occupation?"
PERSON 2: "I'm a Twitcher."
PERSON 1: "Really? What's your Twitch channel?"
PERSON 2: *gives PERSON 1 the URL for their Twitch.TV channel*
by Draycos Dragon May 23, 2020
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