Turtle Tracks

Those unquestionable signs that a turtle has been taking a peek out the back door. Skid marks on one's undergarments as the result of turtleheading.

I pulled off me trousers and to my dismay, I found another set of turtle tracks. I can't wait until they finish renovating the third floor bathroom!

by Bobby "StreetCred" Mcgraw July 24, 2017

Track-ho

A term used for a female who hangs out in the pits at any type of race track ( usually a circle-track or a drag strip) for the sole purpose of getting seen with the winning drivers.

A track-ho trades sex for the priveledge of being seen with a winning driver.

by shomesomethin July 12, 2010

Track Surfing

a.) someone looking through tracks/songs in a music library to find that song that you haven't heard in a while or a song that's pleasing to your ears.

Person 1:What are you?
Person 2:I'm track surfing!
Person 1: Find anything good?
Person 2: Yeah I just did...The Beatles!

by Yaj White December 28, 2009

Off the tracks

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OMG OFF THE TRACKS IS ON TONIGHT YAY

by Tree4003 December 23, 2021

Track Thot

A girl that runs from guy to guy so fast, like they are on a track. And only skinny girls can run fast and pull guys, so typically skinny girls are the track thots

“Oh her, she’s such a track thot don’t trust her”

by sgk123 February 06, 2022

caterpillar tracks

Caterpillar Tracks are a nutritious alternative to an otherwise unheathy lifestyle. Comprised of two of America's all time favorite delicay's; S'more's Pop-Tarts and peanut butter & jelly, it offers a source of protien and not to mention packed full of fiber.
How to make Caterpillar Tracks:
1. Toast S'mores Pop-Tart in toaster oven
2. Turn over so icing side faces down
3. Spread one layer of peanut butter
4. Spread one layer of raspberry preserves
5. enjoy silly!

see: caterpillar tracks

by adam with help (but not much) from other adam October 23, 2007

poo tracks

a large thick skid mark of poo, left in pants if ass your buttock isnt wiped properly. other names: a chorno, skiddies

dude look at this guys pants it has chorno's!!, he has poo tracks

by BigBadLee March 31, 2009