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talking like a tool

Raising your voice in annoyance while over-enunciating words, in order to be understood by the voice recognition program. This occurs most often while talking to Siri on the iPhone, or while trying to get past the automated customer service prompts when you call Comcast, AT&T, Verizon, the gas company, and the like.
Someone should Songify themselves talking like a tool.
by Ae5Ea8 May 7, 2015
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A stupid ass shovel that I don’t even know exists
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Tool-bag

A combination of the common cut-downs "tool" and "duesch bag"...a very annoying or otherwise repulsive indivitual who assumes he is a part of a group of friends when that group of friends actually dispizes that person.
Tom Lewis is a tool-bag, why the hell does he open is mouth.
by Josh Lucas February 19, 2006
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tool

a douche bag usually oblivious to whats actually going on, will act like a complete ass to look good in front of their tool posse. usually rich, steriotypicly good looking, possibly drives a hummer, nobody usually likes these people, and they all really dress alike, try to sag their pants with a hollister shirt and either short spiked or baech boy hair and flip flops.
a man wearing a wifebeater while blaring bad tool music from the sub woofer of his yellow hummer with a license plate that says "WRKNOUT"
by you.kno.me August 8, 2009
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Tooling

The act of either soberly or drunkenly acting like an idiot, dbag and/or jackass. Making a fool of yourself.
Eric threw the bottle of patron at the counter top then tried to chop it up with a samurai sword

Damn he was defiantly tooling out
by JHoffman November 16, 2010
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tool shedding

When the stock markets gets hit in your grill and you have no idea what the fukk is going on.
Lou was buying BHP in Australia and it was getting a tool shedding.
by Jimaxgp January 22, 2008
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