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board warrior

noun: Belongs to the same general family as the common Internet troll, poseur, forum whore, etc. Infrequently used as verb ("board warrioring").

1. Someone on a message board dedicated to a certain activity who spends almost all of his/her time posting on the board and very little of it (if any) actually participating in the activity in question.

2. Someone on a message board dedicated to a certain activity that would rather get on the board and argue with other people about who is better at the activity than actually do the activity and find out.

Board warriors are most commonly associated with computer game forums.
<rasputin> haa anyone ever seen sirbruce logged in?
<boog> Hell no, he's a total board warrior
by Brent August 31, 2004
mugGet the board warriormug.

Gym Warrior

One who so far exceeds the expectations of participation in gym class that fellow students, along with teachers, find the warrior to be obnoxious. the warrior finds gym to be comparable to the olympics.
by Clarissa Pierson November 20, 2010
mugGet the Gym Warriormug.

crimson warrior

A penis after sex involving bleeding, primarily due to period juice.
Russell had sex and walked away with a crimson warrior
by tomster white July 19, 2006
mugGet the crimson warriormug.

Facebook Warrior

Someone who posts on Facebook about all their ideals and causes....without doing any real work. They find a cliche post that someone else wrote and re-posts it, thinking they're part of the fight. But their post gets lost in Facebook's "previous post limbo", never to be seen again by anyone. They can be a part of millions of different causes without lifting a finger (other than their mouse clicking finger). Posers.
Did you see Mary's Facebook Warrior flavor of the week? It's called CABWHEL... I don't know, it has something to do with Cousins against Big Wheels or something.
by AtomikPop August 23, 2014
mugGet the Facebook Warriormug.

Dynasty Warriors

Awsome game that is very fun, and you can actually learn somthing while your playing. Game platforms are the PS2 and Xbox, made by komami (five times)
-Hey man i pwned the Wei armie with Zhugee Liang!
by Wil L. May 13, 2005
mugGet the Dynasty Warriorsmug.

urban warrior

A dedicated follower of urban fashions and trends. The phrase carries a condescending connotation.
Turning on some Tupac on his I-Pod, Keith speeded away on his Segway. God go with you, you Urban Warrior, you, said his life-partner.
by Ned Ryerson May 17, 2006
mugGet the urban warriormug.

protest warrior

Site where the silent majority stops being silent and gets their message out into the protest area.
Protest Warrior answers ANSWER powerfully.
by Korora December 9, 2003
mugGet the protest warriormug.

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