1. a lonely turd that was neglected and not flushed down the toilet.
2. a substandard sandwich, hoagie, sub or grinder usually purchased at a gas station or vending machine.
2. a substandard sandwich, hoagie, sub or grinder usually purchased at a gas station or vending machine.
1. That shame loaf might have a little bit of blood in it.
2. That shame loa might have a little bit of blood on the wrapper. Oh, thats just motor oil.
2. That shame loa might have a little bit of blood on the wrapper. Oh, thats just motor oil.
by christpanda August 7, 2011

by Shiter69420 May 30, 2021

The poop that comes out so perfectly smooth, the wad of toilet paper after the first wipe, remains clean and free of skid marks. That deuce that now sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl is called THE GOLDEN LOAF.
When pulling off 1-ply toilet paper in one full piece is more challenging than it should be... You salvage what you can, and are overjoyed when you realize your body has rewarded you with a "Golden Loaf".
by halestorm47 May 7, 2019

by Thehgk September 6, 2013

The act of dropping a deuce. Usually one that comes out with significant force, however maintains it's structural integrity.
by Lil'Toefungius August 13, 2010

Connor might have told you that he has four arms and is the King of Space, but you should just ignore that nut loaf.
by Viirin May 19, 2021

when you super glue golf tees to your ball sack to simulate a sea urchin and then make your sexual partner swallow it
Yo, I just made Gabby swallow my urchin loaf, she gagged so hard and coughed up blood, it was awesome.
by haquefer February 10, 2017
