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hammer

Hammer is a weapon used to say that they are gona clap somebody. It can be any type of gun, most likely a pistol hand gun. Hammer is the tool used in many professions which provide a living for some people, hammer is also used as a gun which also provide a living for other people.
50 Cent- "Hands up"
"I got my hammer right here with me"
by B-blocka November 9, 2008
mugGet the hammermug.

MC Hammer

(n) an Oakland rapper from the early 1990s named Stanley Kirk Burrell who liked to wear parachute pants while performing his MANY hits:
1. U Can't Touch This (1990, #8)
2. Have You Seen Her (1990, #4)
3. Pray (1990, #2)
4. 2 Legit 2 Quit (1992, #5)
5. Addams Groove (1992, #7)
6. Pumps and a Bump (1994, #26)
I have to take issue with the unfair characterization of M.C. Hammer as a one-hit wonder: he may be bankrupt and washed-up, but give the man credit for his multiple hits! Hasn't he suffered enough, going through life as a black man named Stanley?
by BeardedFatass May 15, 2004
mugGet the MC Hammermug.

slag hammer

the spam javelin of one who likes to nail commoners
'you think that's impressive? you should see my slag hammer'
by das jon July 30, 2006
mugGet the slag hammermug.

Grammar Hammer

A popular club in many high schools around the North West of England where students can get help with any aspect of English that they are finding a problem.
Having a problem with English? Why not go to Grammar Hammer?
by Gemma Rowlands March 2, 2009
mugGet the Grammar Hammermug.

The Akron Hammer

A sexual position that originated in Akron, Ohio. It was later stolen and known as "doggy style" but the hometown people know their roots.
"I'm going to that chick's house tonight. Hopefully she's easy enough for me to give her the akron hammer"
by Zak Keasey December 30, 2009
mugGet the The Akron Hammermug.

hammered shit

1. A mind, physical, or combination of both, state that is the result of over indulging and lack of sleep during a night out. 2. A state that may occur when violently ill, possibly because of definition 1., or a legitimate illness. 3. A state that may occur after the “shit hammered” stage (see shit hammered).

A person who finds themselves in this state should under no circumstances operate heavy machinery, vehicles of any type, firearms, explosives, small children, the elderly, the disabled, business meetings, bathing, feeding one self (chance of ingesting a dodgy doner kebab), bowels movements (chance of soiling one self), dressing, french poodles, a professional kick boxing match, and generally any task that involves coherent thought and/or co-ordination.
After Jason spent all night drinking and spending time in the arms of a promiscuous woman, he realised that he had nothing to look forward to at work accept a day of feeling like hammered shit.
by Jason Foster February 24, 2005
mugGet the hammered shitmug.

Fart Hammer

The act of passing gas on a girl as she gives a guy oral sex.
I hate that chick, but I'd give nail her with the fart hammer.
by Bob Madigan January 12, 2004
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