technoloser 

Someone who doesn't text, twitter or facebook...

I'm a technoloser, I don't text, twitter or facebook.

technoloser by Sarge posting for Boopie January 1, 2010

techmology 

TechmologyTM (Tech-mol-o-gy)
n. pl. techmologies, abbrev. "Mology"

Term trademarked by PrismaStar Software to describe technology products such as consumer electronics (e.g. digital cameras, laptops, flatscreen TVs, MP3 players, digital camcorders, mobile phones, etc. )

Yo, this new HDTV is some mad techMOLOGY!

techmology by TechyJoe May 6, 2006

technologistical

Using technology to streamline logistical tasks.

Wow, you're really technologistical with that blackberry!

technologistical by drgroove206 November 20, 2006

Techmology 

noun. A derogatory and purposeful mispronunciation of the word technology used to describe something that has impressed a person of lesser technical knowledge in order to show just how lame they are.

Noob: 'Wow, did you see how cool that new GPS system is?'
Me: Techmology my boy, techmology.

Techmology by Kassius99 July 23, 2008

Technologist 

Someone who owns technology, doesn't know how to even use it but claims to be tech savy

Person 1: I consider myself a technologist of sorts, check out this cool new phone I got!

Person 2: Can you get email on that phone?

Person 1: I don't know, I'll just have the apple genius do it for me

Technologist by tech support August 19, 2013

Technologytard 

One who is slow or lagging in the use or understanding of any/all electronic devices. Devices include but are not limited to; computers (especially internet & e-mail), camcorders, cameras, portable GPS, DVRs, DVD players and remote controls.

A portable GPS unit would be the perfect gift for most people, except for my technologytarded mom who can barely figure out how to use e-mail.

Technologytard by bem31 December 28, 2007

technologies 

First coined by young ingenue Judy Alexander, "Technologies" is a term for any kind of awkward social interactions/dynamics. It can be used as either an adjective or a noun.

Yeah, she was my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend and I guess I was wearing these shoes that she left at his house a long time ago, so it was total technologies.

Or:

Don't listen to those girls and what they say about you, they don't know anything, it's just technologies.

technologies by Jules the Astonishing May 19, 2004