blueberry teabag

Placing the ballsack(while suffering from blueballs) on a person's face, as close to the mouth or surrounding area as possible while the mouth is open

He gave his wife a blueberry teabag last night.

by Dmamc November 28, 2021

arabian teabag

to wipe your sweaty nuts off with a bandanna, sneak up on soemone, and wrap their head in it.

I snuck up on Jimmy after practice, and straight arabian teabaged him!

by in big momma's house 3 March 18, 2009

Tunnel teabag

The same concept as the game tunnelball but where one lucky participant rolls down the tunnel on a skateboard and gets dunked by everyone's ballsack.

1. Everyone line up Nara wants to play tunnel teabag
2. Adam always wanted to be first in the tunnel teabag
3. My nads got chaffing from a marathon tunnel teabag

by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 20, 2018

Teabag on Rye

Placing open faced hands on upper and lower portion of ballsack and penis in a "Sandwich Fashion"

Suzie was looking forward to a smoldering Teabag on Rye!

by Choad123 August 14, 2013

Tactical Teabag

To defile property with a scrotum when nobody is around.

Buddy was using Guys coffee cup at work and not washing it when he was done. Guy throughly placed his pouch all over the cup and waited. Buddy had another coffee with the defiled mug as Guy smiled at the success of Operation Tactical Teabag.

by Wiskco March 19, 2020

Yorkshire teabagging

Guy sits on chicks face straddling her head knees bent facing away from her body. Allows oral access to dudes teabag, taint, and booty, that's the Yorkshire part lol. Requires shower fresh conditions and true love to be successful. Not recommended for really heavy dudes.

Yeah Lisa is so into me I watched tv for an hour while Yorkshire Teabagging her. Friend: Lucky ...

by Wedjamin March 10, 2018

cuban teabag

The act of dunking a prolapsed sexual organ into someone’s throat.

“Hey Phillip? Veronica gave me a Cuban teabag last night, I totally came!”

“Wow Jason, you’re one fucked up son of a bitch.”

“Fuck you Phillip, you are such a virgin!”

by Teevmeister July 12, 2022