i listen to sweater weather

they are a raging bisexual

“i listen to sweater weather”
“wait... r u? bi?”

by gordone April 8, 2021

Sweater

A really hot shirt. Mostly made of wool and cotton. Many times you are told to put one on when it is cold, but other times when it is not.

"Jack, put on a sweater or you'll catch cold!"

"But Maw, it's 90 degrees!"

by Anonymous Person May 28, 2005

Sacramento Sweater

The sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a woman's chest, proceeds to rip out a handful of the same woman's pubic hair, sprinkling it on the adhesive substance and giving it ample time to dry.

-As referenced in The Hit Television Show "How I Met your Mother."

"I wore my new Sacramento Sweater to the Kings game, although it was more of a turtle neck."

by Kid A+ March 24, 2009

Sweater Bumps

A woman wearing a tight sweater, with decent sized boobs.

Damn look at her sweater bumps!

by Just Got Snipped February 17, 2010

Sweaters

Derived from a line in Lil Wayne's "Live From the 504", in which Wayne states, "have a sweater wit dat, and jus chillllll." It is used in place of words/phrases such as bullshit, you're good on dat, never dat etc.

Maxwell: "The Carolina Panthers might be decent next year..."

Me: "You are fucking sweaters on that Maxwell."

by Birddog Dan May 14, 2011

Ugly Sweater Wednesday

Hump day, an occasion every week to wear that ugly sweater you got from Aunt Mildred for Christmas.

Jack: Crap, I forgot it was Ugly Sweater Wednesday!

Joe: No prob dude, just hit up the Salvation Army.

by awesomosauraus January 30, 2008

summer sweater.

A person sporting excessive body hair during the summer season.

Johnny loved wearing less during the hotter season but never went out without his summer sweater.

by Cnary August 29, 2009