SWAG

SWAG, too, is an acronym. It stands for "Secretly, we ass-fucked Ganondorf." A way of measuring someone's capacity to ass-fuck. The more you fuck Ganondorf, the easier it becomes to distance yourself.
Jack: Hey, Duke!
Duke: Dude, I have some tea.
Jack: What?
Duke: SWAG last night.
Jack: Dude, holy shit!
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I wish I could have SWAG right now.”
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An acronym created by Russia as a plan to bring communism to America. It stands for:

S: Stalin
W: Was
A: A
G: Genious
SWAG
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So many people think swag is something its not... swag mean Secretly. We. Are. Gay.
so, all lgbtqia+ peeps should start using swag.
Wow thats so swag!

Wait, are you, you know?

yes, of course, swag.
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Promotional merchandise for a band, record label, or other entity in the music business, usually distributed at concerts.

May include t-shirts, stickers, promo CDs, posters, etc. Often free, but not necessarily; a t-shirt or record purchased at a concert might still be considered swag, especially if it is a design or release that is not readily available in the mass market.

Many independent record labels throw in a handful of free swag when they ship out mail-order packages (stickers, sampler CDs, etc).

The chief difference between swag and regular merchandise is that its purpose is not to make a profit, but to promote the band/label, and reward its supporters by giving them something cool and unique.
I picked up some great swag at the concert last night.
by Greenie December 11, 2003
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It's a thing that faggots say they have because they think they are cool and it is their way of knowing who is gay, like a right earring. It is an acronym for Secretly We Are Gay.
Guy #1: My swag is so high.
Guy #2: Really?
Guy #1: Yeah.
Guy #2: Faggot.
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slang originating in the early 1800s for stolen goods or booty; possibly carried by a swagman or pirate
Pirate: arr we be stealin all yer swag
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