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Black Eyed Susan

person 1: Why does Kate have a black eye?
person 2: she must be a black eyed susan.
person 1: a what?
person 2: a loud mouth house wife.
by Skags123 March 30, 2007
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Susan

Some feminist that took the kids and doesn’t give a poop about anyone else
Yeah Susan took the kids last night so now I’m going to go find the rope.
by Ironicbitch February 18, 2019
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Susan!

Susan is the type of girl who knows how to have sex. She will tell you she’s a virgin but then she will hit you with the vacuum seal double hand twist gwak gwak combo 3000
Me: “Hello female what is your name?”
Susan: “Susan!!!”
Me: “Cool get on your knees and give me.... Rough Sex!”
by Jimmy’s Bros March 21, 2019
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Susan

Seriously Susans strap on is bigger than your dick
by 5u3 January 9, 2020
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Susan B. Anthony

Something this weird chick from Austin made up, and now she uses it ALL the time b/c she thinks it's cool or whatever.
Megan: "dude, this guy i hooked up with last night totally started Susan B. Anthoning my leg. I had to shake him off, like a dog."

Cati: "that's awesome, how come no one ever want's to Susan B. Anthony my leg?"

Megan: "cause you're tall, of course."
by David March September 9, 2008
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Susana

Freakiest girl you’ll ever meet. True definition of a ride or die. Her attitude is terrible but her heart is gold. She probably loves to fight and wants nothing but money from men. True definition of a hot girl.
Susana’s is a hot girl.
by Baddie1025 February 4, 2020
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susan boyle

The moment of confusion upon facing an individual that appears to be man or woman.
Melanie: "Hey Seth come watch this video! this woman is amazing"

Seth: "Let's see!"

Melanie *plays video of Susan Boyle's audition* "Her voice is so lovely."

Seth: *quite perplexed but continues watching* "Hey Mel is that a man?"

Melanie: *turns up volume* "Shhh! this is the best part"

Seth: *confused* "He's wearing heels? Mel, that's a man right?"

Melanie: "Are you kidding? That's Susan Boyle, she's has a wonderful voice"

Seth: *under his breath* "Damn she is ugly"
by Stop Calling Me A Homo April 24, 2009
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