Wind Surfing

a) the acts involved in flatulence fetish...aka fart play.

or
b) intentionally making a vagina expel compressed air

a) Did you hear that your ex lets his new boyfriend fart on him..? Ya he told me he's a wind surfer.

b) My boyfriend likes to do it doggy style so it makes me quiff..he's in to wind surfing.

by Sand Cat February 27, 2010

hospital surf

Typically in an area with several hospitals in it, a person with no cigarettes or money, walks from hospital to hospital, scoping out the outside ashtrays fer smokable cigarette butts...After the last hospital is hit, you go back to the first...By this time, hopefully, there will be a whole new generation of fresh butts to smoke.

After Gennie locked me out, I was stuck fer a place to go, so to kill time, I hospital surfed, smokin' like a chimney the whole time.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Surfing on a rocket

The period of time right after you smoke and feel really high. Taken from the FIFA 2005 soundtrack, from the group Air.

"Yo if we smoke now, we should be surfing on a rocket by 10:30".

"Yo Ian's been surfing on a rocket the past 45 minutes"

Yo Ian what are u doing?....Just Surfing on a rocket

by RLOVE July 1, 2005

Turd Surfing

Turd Surfing occurs when you surf a local jettie, or water outlet, where water drains from the streets, into the sewer, into the riverbed. Ever notice why the water is always warm? Yeah, thats poo and pee. Ironically, the surf is usually always good, near turd surfing locations.

"hey fuckers, stop dumping shit in the street drains, no one likes to eat a peice of poo when they go turd surfing"

by rob $ April 13, 2005

upper-surfing

The act one performs when under the influence of any type of upper where he/she continuously searches and surfs the internet because of new interests peaked by the process of searching.

Andy went upper-surfing from jobs, to that one movie he saw, to that actor who played in a band he used to like...but can't remember the name of.

by thegreatAWAKE October 8, 2011

free surfing

not caught up by all the same old stuff, that causes you to hit all the same old websites, in the same old order... just because that's what you are used to doing. Looking at the Internet in a new way, like it's the first time again and you're still not used to it.

I was in such a weird mood last nite that when I got in front of my PC I started free surfing; I hit a bunch of sites I've never seen before.

by holdenn August 31, 2007

slut surfing

When a girl wears an extremely loose shirt with a bright colored bra and sticks her torso outside the window of a car while it is moving, so that the wind will blow through her shirt and her bra is exposed.

Wanna go slut surfing tonight?

Yeah! Let me change into my neon pink bra and we'll ask the guys to take us.

by slut surfers September 24, 2010