Where a white lady has had sex with a large black guy with a thick BBC and been over filled beyond any point of sex with a white guy.
Jane found that her black lover had stretched her pussy beyond any point her white husband was able - when she returned home her husband remarked with envy and shock "Jane, you've been black stretched"
by hephaestus June 8, 2007
Get the black stretched mug.Constructed from a wide array of Western European genes, the Strelchun complex is one of the most beautiful to be viewed by the human eyes. Lithuanian for "The Great Archer," the Strelchun family has a brave, courageous gene built into their very core. Often times they consist of abnormally large biceps, and are deceptively very intelligent. If any problem persists in this family, the only to be named is the slight inclination to urinate one's pants under intense intoxication. Also sometimes the youngest generation can overly indulge in high-caloric food items, thus being deemed "fat fucks." This added weight is transferred instantly to pure muscle mass by the age of 20 due to Lipimobilization, a scientific phenomenon only seen in the Strelchun gene.
"Dude ur hot as a Strelchun!"
"Shit, a Strelchun's here." (Said in a highly depressed tone by males when a Strelchun male enters a party scene due to increased female distraction)
"Shit, a Strelchun's here." (Said in a highly depressed tone by males when a Strelchun male enters a party scene due to increased female distraction)
by Jamie Kalns October 11, 2007
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Get the scretchy mug.Earlobes containing earrings that are stretching sufficiently beyond the base 18G posts that most people get pierced with.
Most people don't consider the process of gauging to stretched lobes "acquired" until you get to 0g, or zero gauge.
Most people don't consider the process of gauging to stretched lobes "acquired" until you get to 0g, or zero gauge.
After slipping the taper through the healed piercing and following with the jewelry, I now had 1/2" stretched lobes.
by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
Get the stretched lobes mug.When you get so drunk that you pass out in multiple places and wake up because either a cop is trying to wake you up or sprinklers squirt on your face. You then proceed to rat out some of your "friends."
Dude you totally pulled a margaux stretcher, we couldnt find you for hours until someone found you passed out on the street!
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Older Sister(doing homework): Stop stretching my sweater!
Older Sister(doing homework): Stop stretching my sweater!
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