Cock stock

The equity you have in personal or own genitalia

My wife is the sole share holder of my cock stock

The girl that I see every Saturday shares 1/7 equity of my cockstock

The woman on the corner has a public traded equity of her cock stock

An 18 year old is the newest ipo of the cock stock trade

by Sontworryavoutit August 12, 2021

Popcorn Stock

A stock that has a huge following of dreamers that believe the lies of YouTube Grifters.

This Popcorn stock is gonna rocket, hey watch my dog do this trick and buy my cheap tat.

by BoofingKenG September 3, 2021

Immaculate Stock

When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.

I am now a religious man. I've had my first immaculate stock!

by dutch_rudder_jockey January 15, 2013

stocked phat

massive supply of a certain something

"I'm stocked phat on the AA's, but not on AAA's!"
"If you want to stop by my house for Thanksgiving, I'm stocked phat on food."

by ocSLUCIOUS January 6, 2012

Stock Block

The act of stocking one's product in another vendor's shelf space.

"The tom's potato chip vendor sent a complaint to upper management because the Frito-Lay guy stock blocked his section again."

by Veridon July 14, 2017

Stock-F

A shit meme that nobody will ever understand the meaning of.

Ben: Can we have a communal stock-f?
Matt: Shut up Ben that shit is gay.

by Gôd_Hímšęłf June 15, 2018

Rock that stock

The act of a bull holler staying up for periods of days to get his trailer to the seller

Billy i wouldn’t be drinking if i was you you got to rock that stock

by Parnix11 June 18, 2018