Stocking Stuffer

an item, usually small in size, that is sold during the holidays to be put in stockings for christmas. usually food, gift cards, or small trinkets (tops, rubik's cubes, puzzles, etc.)

"i got stocking stuffers to put in your stocking for christmas"

by marthayouclumsyslut May 1, 2021

Stocking the shelves

The act of taking a dump in a store's display case

I was so frustrated with the quality of their product, that I helped them by "stocking the shelves" with some of my own product.

by GlassMan84 February 5, 2021

Stocking Feet

walking without shoes

One time, I went all day with stocking feet and didn't notice till my brother made a remark about it.

by Thaylor Gang May 28, 2018

the stocking stuffer

The act of using a stocking as an inverted condom, i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device. Fun, but make not proper contraception. Please properly "wrap" your "present"!

My girl is about to get the stocking stuffer of her lift this Christmas. Sorry we can't hang bro.

by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024

Stocking Leg

A secret cache of money or valuables stored in a sock

My grandfather left me a stocking leg, the sock was full of fifty pound notes, but then he never did trust banks.

by Pitman Poet July 5, 2023

Sticky Stocking

Well performing sexual acts finishing on a women feet with your semen, after putting your socks back on. Hits Sticky Stocking

Dude the sex was so bad I give her a Sticky Stocking

by Urban unknown January 8, 2017

Stocking stuffer

When a woman or a man engages in sexual intercourse, involving every hole being stuffed. Mouth, ass, and vaginal area, per woman. Males mouth and ass. Various partners, toys and creativity apply.

You mean your husband gave you a stocking stuffer on your wedding night , oh my god

by Ahsile June 29, 2017