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Stachura

Totalna porażka życiowa, debil, idiota i tuman.
-Jaki jest największy debil jakiego znasz?
-Stachura
by PolskiBison HPKJ April 10, 2021
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puddin' stache

Similar to the 'Dirty Sanchez', A man takes his fingers containing moisture from his fromunda region and wipes them across an unsuspecting victim's upper lip.
After not showering for days, Bill thought it humorous to give Bob a nasty puddin' stache he could smell for hours.
by Gramma Plopwell February 13, 2008
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magna-stache

Inspired by the popular 1970s magnetic drawing toy the Magna Doodle (henceforth MDood), a magna-stache is a mustachio that circles the mouth and chin, with a small bare spot between the chin and lower lip. The bare spot, in addition to gray hairs from a salt and pepper gray/dark hair distribution, represents the white space on Magna Doodles. The dark hairs represent the scattered magnetic particles on the MDood.

Similar, but not related to the magnum-stache that Magnum P.I. sported in the TV show of the same name.
Q: Did you see that guys facial hair?

A: Huh?
Q: That guy either had a magna doodle implanted onto his face or he was simply showing off his magna-stache
A: oh right, viva la magna-stache!!
by Gummerz Returnz August 6, 2009
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Terlesky 'stache

1. a lame, 80s-style mustache often seen on mullet-heads or other unattractive men, a la John Terlesky, the B movie actor famous for roles in terrible movies like the All Nighter and Deathstalker 2.
Yo, did you see that guy's Terlesky 'stache? He looks like such loser.
by L Wrong Hubbard November 30, 2009
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Pubic Stache

When a guy rubs skeet on a girls upper lip and then puts his pubes on her upper lip to make a pubic mustache. (huge turnoff)
"I made a big mistake by giving her a pubic stache"
by Oeltjens January 31, 2010
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Cop Stache

A bad ass mustache primarily sported by old-school cops and homosexuals.
Never trust a cop without a mustache! Hey dude check out my cop stache. Wow you look like a real life shakey head!
by MyAlergies July 29, 2007
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Charity Stache

A mustache grown out by a man for a specific cause or awareness, usually a charity. It can also refer to a situation in which a man pledges to shave off the mustache he wears regularly if a certain variable is met.
1. Guy: What is that?
Guy 2: It's a charity stache. We're growing out mustaches in support of cancer research.
Guy: Oh, that's cool.

2. Coach Burnett says he will shave off his mustache if the 1st period boys basketball team wins the home room canned food drive.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
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