Stimulitis

The feeling you have once you have received your government stimulus check.

My employees no longer feel the need to show up for work due to stimulitis.

by Jolleyman April 2, 2021

stimkles

when you have an unplatonic relationship that's fooly and cooly.

Just took a picture with senpai! #stimkles

by real boy or nah? May 18, 2021

Stimulus Slave

People who quit their jobs and rely on stimulus checks. They are able-bodied but just too fucking lazy to get off their asses and work, and are also notorious for blowing their checks quickly on stupid shit.

Steve: "Dude, Ted is such a stimulus slave. He's been living off the government tit for a year."

Jeff: "Yeah dude, he blows those checks so fast too."

Steve: "If uncle Joe stops sending free money, Ted is fucked."

by cockmcbites August 4, 2021

Stimp

a cross between a stan and a simp

‘Some of y’all think imma stan and some of y’all think imma simp… but guess what? imma stimp’

by tuliprose October 21, 2021

Stimp

A stalker simp. Person of low intelligence who stalks at a woman’s request. Stimp’s want attention and to feel acceptance from the female manipulating their weak minds.

Man # 1 “So my ex is sending her cowardly associates by my house to yell B.S. past my house”... Man # 2 “ Stimp a** cowards don’t pull up though”! Man # 1 “ Naw, I wish they would”

by Waxxx1 November 1, 2021

Stimex

Stimex is the greatest Tartaglia main in genshin and the worst 5 digit in osu!

He's the epitome of disaster and he hates his friend Nikola with a burning passion. He also loves Raima.

Guy: "Man...Stimex is so sexy and talanted I couldn't ever imagine sitting next to him, let alone being him!"

by Stimex November 20, 2021

Stimp

A weak sucker who stalks around your job,home,school etc. for attention from your ex and info on you. Basically a proxy stalker/simp. Usually morbidly obese with a neck beard , low I.Q. and menial labor drone job. They are a cowardly beta males that are easily fooled (and or manipulated) to stalk and harass you for your crazy ex (in hopes of getting enough brownie points for a pity lay).

Person #1: “My restraining order against this whack bitch was in effect so she sent Facebook STIMPS by my house to yell and blow car horns”. Person #2 “What’s a STIMP” lol. Person #1 “ A SIMP/stalker”. Person # 2 “...exactly”

by Supreme Overstanding October 16, 2021