When you typo the word 'pto' (paid time off) in your e-mail to your boss or co-worker, and they think you're leaving your day job, but instead you are only going on vacation for a couple of weeks.
Fred: Hey, I'm starting pro tomorrow. I'll see you later.
Fred's Boss: OK, good luck with that.
<two weeks later>
Fred: Hey, why doesn't my ID badge let me in the building anymore?
Fred's Boss: So I guess that basketball career didn't work out for you?
Fred: Huh?
Fred's Boss: OK, good luck with that.
<two weeks later>
Fred: Hey, why doesn't my ID badge let me in the building anymore?
Fred's Boss: So I guess that basketball career didn't work out for you?
Fred: Huh?
by ks5d July 29, 2015
Hym "How'd you get a 2 year head start Sam? Ooooooh! Right... Greatest mind who's ever lived locked in you basement... Right..."
by Hym Iam December 20, 2024
The act of forcibly inserting anal beads into your peepee hole and proceeding to rip it out from your butt at a high speed.
by Fatfruitcake March 06, 2023
The Jump Start involves a pair of jumper cables and two individuals. Place the jumper cables, matching in polarity, to the nipples of each person. Remember: Positive to positive, negative to negative. The individuals then slowly back away from each other. The person who loses both clamps first loses.
Dude, me and Brett were doing The Jump Start last night. The dude’s totally a wimp, he couldn’t even keep at least one on for a minute.
by rastyhaf November 18, 2022
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 17, 2025
(n) the actual beginning of legitimacy, which the status quo prefers to bypass, often while pretending to have its basis established in truth regardless
That reference from the Bible where the Savior in it said you can't be His follower unless you give up all you have is the real deal starting line that the whole religion these days just has no regard for.
I know. Nobody wants to run that race legitimately like they did back in the day, not calling what had been theirs their own any longer, but instead just sharing their heart, soul, and everything else together as one between them all.
I know. Nobody wants to run that race legitimately like they did back in the day, not calling what had been theirs their own any longer, but instead just sharing their heart, soul, and everything else together as one between them all.
by pardonnez-moi de trébucher January 17, 2023
(n) the actual beginning of legitimacy, which the status quo prefers to bypass, often while pretending to have its basis established in truth regardless
That reference from the Bible where the Savior in it said you can't be His follower unless you give up all you have is the real deal starting line that the whole religion these days just has no regard for.
I know. Nobody wants to run that race from the real deal starting line like they did back in the day, not calling what had been theirs their own any longer, but instead just sharing their heart, soul, and everything else together as one between them all.
I know. Nobody wants to run that race from the real deal starting line like they did back in the day, not calling what had been theirs their own any longer, but instead just sharing their heart, soul, and everything else together as one between them all.
by pardonnez-moi de trébucher January 17, 2023