STARGOBLIN MR. CRABS

Corrupt admins and a non functioning Minecraft server. The best discord server you will ever join and fuck you Ezra.

I can't wait to join STARGOBLIN MR. CRABS today! I finally got in!

by damn those farts ughhhh *lick* November 18, 2020

toke your way to the Stargate

The feeling of getting so high you think any doorway or large circle is a portal to another world

(Dude1) " I don't see how we can go to another planet with this bong"

(Dude2) " No you have to toke your way to the Stargate"

by Big Red$$ April 29, 2011

sargteddy

an event in someones life that causes great emotional harm

alex gerradis's life is one one massive sargteddy after another

by youislame April 16, 2008

sargran wrap

The act of Saran Wrapping anything and everything keep freshness for no good reason. Usually done by old people, particularly Asian-grand parents.

1. Dude I tried to call you but I was at my grandma house and she has the phone Sargran wrapped.

2. I don't like working at the convalescent home on hot summer days. My legs stick to their Saragn wrapped couch.

3. *cleaning out the garage* "Geez these Alpha-Beta coupon fliers look brand new!" "Yeah my mom Sargran wrapped it just incase they ever come in business"

4."It's kinda hard to change channels , they remotes are all Sargran wrapped."

by chowpay July 6, 2009

scargasm

A fake orgasm used most often by females when not completely passionate about the sex they are having

I had sex with this really hot chick, but i think she had a scargasm. That does explain why she didn't call me back.

by President VanWormer November 7, 2011

sargasm

One who overuses sarcasm in a conversation, especially when its not funny anymore.

1: "Wow thats sooooo funny!"
2: "Geez stop having a fucking sargasm"
1: "Sorry MOM. Hahahaha!"
2: "I hope you die horribly."

by WhiteChika May 13, 2014

Slarg

To consume any amount of liquid in one gulp by Opening the throat and pouring it straight into your stomach.

"I like to slarg down a single shot of whiskey followed by a whole beer."

by FlashD3 January 15, 2020