stanley steamer

a machine that people rent after parties to get all stains out of carpets

how much is it to rent a stanley steamer, there's ash butts all over. Why didnt ppl use the ashtray?

by Dasec I mown April 26, 2006

stanley

A lard ass, who jiggles when he walks. He eats everyone's food and doesn't stop.

You've put on a lot a weight recently, you're looking like a bit of a Stanley

Did you eat all of my pasta, your such a bloody Stanley!

by truther23 June 8, 2018

slippy stanley

when your best friend poops in your mouth and then you shart it out into your other best friends mouth.

Katie that slippy stanley you gave the other day was phenomanal.

by Laurelana August 21, 2006

Stanley Steamer

an act where one's partner shits on their dick and then proceeds to "Stanley Steam clean" their dick off via fellatio.

Sheila worked for Stanley Steamer for Pat last night in his car.

by Unethical Lawz October 18, 2014

Stanley Steamer

A Stanley steamer can be done one of two ways, 1) turn the AC up so it's cold in your place. Then take a shit on your victims chest. Your poo will be warm enough in the cold room to begin steaming. 2) take someone outside in the cold or camping. Con them into sleeping shirtless. Drop a hot one on their chest. Stanley would be proud.

I took Karyn camping and when she asked for the manager I took off her shirt, asked her to lie down and dropped a Stanley steamer on her chest.

by SirWonderBeard December 14, 2019

The Stapleton Hormone

Usually triggered by the cancerous sound of Chris Stapleton’s voice, it releases into ones prefrontal cortex gradually over the course of each song played. Eventually, it dulls the person’s decision making skills to the point in which all that they can think about is how utterly satisfying homocide would be.

Tennessee Whiskey? Yeah I choked my cousin Bobby Joe last week while listening to that song. The police let me off the hook when I told them I just had a high concentration of The Stapleton Hormone in my brain.

by It’s the sweet 1 May 16, 2018

flat stanley

when you think your thin enough to squeeze between an oncoming train and it's platform. (it never ends well.)

alright guys, what have we got here?

young caucasian male, multiple rip wounds, looks like he thought he was flat stanley.

by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019