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Stanley Cup

Honestly, the ugliest and most exaggerated trophy in all of sports. Unlike all other trophies, you would not know this is the championship cup for hockey if you looked at it. It looks more like an artifact that belongs in a church to represent the Holy Grail.

It got its name from its creator, a guy named the Lord Stanley of Preston, who was governor of Canada at the time. He bought a decorative punch bowl (Yes, a punch bowl) and made it the trophy. He had the words "Dominion Hockey Challenge Cup" engraved on one side of the outside rim, and "From Stanley of Preston" on the other side.
Person 1: What the hell is this sport, and what the hell is that massive thing he's carrying over his head?

Person 2: It's hockey, and that's the Stanley Cup they win as champions.

Person 1: Dear God...
by Trip'n June 24, 2010
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Stanley Steamer

When you take a dump in a girl's mouth and proceed to mouth fuck her.
I was having sex with Betty, when it dawned on me that a Stanley Steamer would top off the experience.
by Steve Hancock December 14, 2008
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stanley lennon

The best boyfriend a guy could ask for! Greatest Smile ever!
by jollygreengiant1481 January 12, 2016
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standlee

Standlee not Stanley because that would be a disgrace to America's most reliable, innovative, and quality tools. Stanley tools have a reputation for excellence and dedication for continuum testing, designing and improving products to ensure quality and maximum functions. Shout out to Stanley!

But those working construction knows that there is always that one Standlee, who just stands around doing nothing.
Easy money today, huh Standlee?

Standlee, you faka pass me da shovel!
by livehilivealoha October 6, 2016
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stanley stinker

An intentional "toot" or loud fart that can clean a room in the blink of an eye
by Deez Noogers July 4, 2016
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stanlesium

the element that makes marvel comic physics work
ant-man can shrink and enlarge due the effect of stanlesium on the pym particles.
by whormongr May 12, 2016
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staneen

She is a sexy, strong, courageous, independent woman. A woman that isn't going to stand by and be bullied by anyone nor let you bully someone else in her presence.

A woman that is both beautiful on the inside and out. Many may call her a saint. She will have your back in any fight, and so you better have her's too, and if not she will discard you for the coward trash heap you are.

She is a dear friend, a shoulder to cry on, an encourager, trustworthy and respectable
When you're down and out who ya going to call? Call Staneen
by Mommyofone January 18, 2017
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