Saggy Maggy

An ill-fitting condom, specifically those of the Trojan Magnum variety; or a man wearing a clearly over sized condom.

Gabbi: "So how'd your date go last night? did you give him some?"

Annie: "Dinner was ok but when we got home he pulled out a magnum...."

Gabbi: "What's wrong with that?"

Annie: "He is to small for all of that!"

Gabbi: "Just say NO to Saggy Maggys!"

by Condom Fairy July 2, 2012

Jacob Saggytites

Jacob Saggytites was Musically star but now he came back to be a plain big fat liar of a fake E-Boy he tries, he paints his nail, chains, and etc of what E-Boys wear

His real name is Jacob Sartorius. AKA “Jacob Saggytites”

by Uwwuwueu April 13, 2019

old man saggy ass

one who likes to fuck old men with saggy asses

Obideiah Rodriguez wildly fucked the 80 year old man who had a saggy ass.

by Cameron Banzoowalktoomanshebitchfacetronthon January 21, 2004

saggy

When someone is so fat they sag over the side of the chair

"Yevan is a saggy bastard who never goes to school"

by Mulchmeister December 28, 2005

sagget

A jewish fagget in refrence to Bob Sagget

What a sagget!

by therealmarz August 2, 2008

saggy sack

what happens to a man's sack on a very hot day, sometimes sagging so low it becomes a swinging sack.

Afroman: check it!! i gots me a saggy sack
Jewdude: oye!! i 'ont wanna peep 'at ish, fuck outta 'ere!!

by mcjizzmuffin June 13, 2007

Saggy Maggie

when you give or receive a blow job, but the receiver does not have a erection of the penis

"Dude this chick gave me a Saggy Maggie last night"

"What, you can't get a boner or something?"

"SHUT UP!"

by shaggwire10 April 15, 2012