Splurge

To dispense or exude something (generally with a target in mind but not required) in both large quantities and high concentrations done rather quickly, and usually with force, over a very short period of time. Can also be in multiple quick and short successions.

Comes from the Latin word: asplorugem, meaning 'to ejaculate with vivacity'

"I was annoyed since having splurged all my Jobseekers Allowance on cheap prostitutes literally within 48 hours of being paid"

"It might have cost me 2 months' of saved up dole money but she let me splurge down her gutter"

by eyesbrow May 23, 2016

Splunt

It is a blunt but instead of 100% marijuana it is a tobacco and marijuana mixture. Similar to a spliff. This leads to the etymology of the word SPLiff + blUNT = SPLUNT

English is a beautiful thing

Hey man, wanna smoke a Splunt?

by Splunt January 25, 2017

Splurgeparple

When the cum flies everywhere

'I splurgeparpled'

by I love bum February 15, 2017

Spurta

Sloppy spray faeces/excrement that spurts all over the toilet bowl.

Check out that huge spurta I just did in the toilet bowl.

It was turtlenecking in and out of my bumhole but when I pushed hard it ended up being a spurta.

I was angry at my girlfriend so I left her a huge spurta this morning to clean up before she can do a morning wee.

by TheOneWhoGotAway February 26, 2017

Splurk

To ejaculate (following jerking your gurk).

I want you to splurk in my mouth.

by FalskSvensk October 15, 2017

Slurt

A skirt that is extremely slutty and sexy. It may also show their ass

I don't think that Captain America wears a slurt

by Phil is not a rat October 30, 2017

Slurt

A skirt that is extremely slutty.

Captain America does not wear a slurt

by Phil is not a rat October 30, 2017