slurking

This is what I was told back in High School. It's when 2 men have anal sex and then one man cums up the other guy's ass. Then that guy who came sucks the cum back out the ass with a straw. Hmm.

Ted and Fred love to slurk each other.

by Ted April 21, 2003

seplunking

the act of female masturbation.

seplunking makes me hot and bothered.

after seplunking, my stalactites were dripping.

by The Girl That Wants To Go Home With You December 10, 2008

Irish Spanking

When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.

"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."

by clegg April 21, 2008

slinking

The process of hanging a woman with hooks on her vagina lips until the lips become long enough(or saggy enough) to be played with as if they were little boys testicles.

Holy shit, that guy is amazing at slinking!

by BigDaddyDingDong January 19, 2011

Splurking

The act of fondling/flicking a girl's bean after it has been lavished in her juices.
(rubbing a wet clit)

Girl: Remember last night when you where splurking me?
Guy/Girl: Yeah?
Girl: Can we do that again?

by Tsumino January 20, 2016

Irish Spanking

When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.

"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."

by pishtank April 6, 2008

spelunking

A common form of drug use, popular among high school and college students. The experience begins with intense and continuous laughter, followed by loss of awareness, and finally delusions.
See drugs, hyphy

Boy: Man I am so spelunking right now.
Girl: You think you're spelunking, I am the one who is spelunking.

by ILikeFeet December 14, 2008