Sperm Bowser 

A person, normally female, who engages in a lot of sexual intercourse, and is regarded as being a slut.

Also see cum bucket.

Oh man, she how big her opening was? She was a definite sperm bowser.

Sperm Bowser by Gods Prototype March 3, 2009

sperm purse

The phrase used to describe the testicles.

"She totally robbed my sperm purse"

"After jerkin the gerkin so much my sperm purse seems rather empty"

"I emptied the contents of my sperm purse into that sluts bank of pussy"

sperm purse by Mr. Jizz November 7, 2008

Sperm Sandwich 

when your balls get crushed between your thighs

Person 1: Dude when we were playing football I tackled Steve so hard he got a sperm sandwich!

Person 2: I know! He was almost crying!

Sperm Sandwich by PikeJew December 24, 2010

Sperm burglar 

A woman who becomes pregnant by raping a man.

Dave, "mate, you know that woman who raped me 9 months ago."
Mike, "Yeah, why did you just bring it up?"
Dave,"I saw her with a kid that looks a bit like a younger me."
Mike,"She's a sperm burglar!"

Sperm burglar by Lukethesod October 29, 2008

Sperm Burpin' Gutter Slug 

A simple idiotic dumbass; someone who never gets it, whatever it may be; someone who'll continue to argue with you, even when they've been proven wrong

Trust me...you'll know when to use it "Sperm Burpin' Gutter Slug"

Sperm Burpin' Gutter Slug by Wrcoach April 11, 2008

sperm chugger 

a person who sucks dick and swallows every last drop of sperm out of a penis, as they would the very last bit out of a jug of milk.

Man, I love these two chicks almost the same. One is an awesome cum dumpster, but the other one is an amazing sperm chugger

sperm chugger by urban beast May 5, 2011

Sperm Sweetener 

Foods that have a sugary sweet taste, eaten to improve the sweetness of ones sperm, in preparation for oral sex. The semen produced after the consumption of many sweet foods is referred to as "Candy Cum"

Matt- "Bro, I'm gettin a blowy from that hot chick i met last week. Any tips?"

Mike- "Yea man, eat some pineapple, I hear its a total Sperm Sweetener"

Sperm Sweetener by Mange Crosby January 1, 2012