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As annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket

an expression to tell how annoying somebody/something is, as much as something probably very messy.

The reference to a "thick piece of shit" and the fact it is no fitting for a "shallow bucket" probably comes from a real life experience most likely to have happened at the beginning of the 20th century and those before, when modern time toilets were nowhere to be seen in farmhouses and camping grounds of America.
Guy 1: I truly think you should not play with matches that close to the gaz tanks...

Guy2: shut up, you're as annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket!!!
by Machinegun8arg April 2, 2008
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swallow a big dose of shut up

Asking someone to shut up (be quiet); Saying that someone needs to shut their mouth; Wanting to shut someone up; Wanting someone to just shut the hell up already.
"Dude, someone really needs to make Jeff swallow a big ol' dose of shut up."

"Sarah... damn girl, you need to swallow a big dose of shut up before something bad happens to ya."

"Man... someone needs to make him swallow a big ol' dose of shut up already!!"
by LadyDucatnip May 1, 2008
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spit or swallow?

this should be the first question in every male female relationship.
a guy;Hey Zach Thomas you spit or swallow? zach;Swallow of course.
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1) Wow you got the Spallas going on!
2) You are so Spallas!
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swallowage

A reference to a man's jizz-load or load of cum after it's been subsequently ejaculated into a woman's mouth/throat and swallowed down her gullet.

If the jizz-burst is spat or puked out, it can no longer be called 'swallowage', it would the be called 'jizz-spat' or 'spattage'.
Chick: 'Babe, I'm really enjoying that swallowage! Hit the spot!'
Guy: 'My pleasure, chicken-tits, let me know if you're hungry again in 30 mins. or so, happy to oblige!'
Chick: 'Ok, babe, thanks for the snack!'
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