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safety net

a back up person boy or girl that way if it don't work out with your first choice or girl/boyfriend you have someone to fall back on that way there's no waiting around for someone new.
me: don;t you go out with bill
friend: yes, but i don't want to tell bob about him
me: well, what are you going to do?
friend: i don't know i guess bob is my safety net incase me and bill don't work out.
by RiSS-UH ! February 23, 2009
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safe haven

The best bathroom in the office, one that isn't frequented very often, so you're free to do your nasty shitting in peace.
Where'd Jon go?

"off to his 2nd floor safe haven, he had general tso's chicken for lunch"
by Jon Himself July 1, 2003
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safe place

X: what is your safe place? me: one direction!!
by alexharry December 10, 2021
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Safety Pin

When someone wears a safety pin, it can mean many things. Most commonly it is just a fashion statement, but there are other deeper meanings. The first one is that the person wearing it is a safe space (SAFEty pin) for people. Muslims, Women, Lantinx, POC, Immagrants, Disabled People, LGBTQ People, People Who Are Being/Have Been Abused, ect. They are open ears and open arms.

The second meaning is that the person is promising not to commit suicide. Whether or not they've attempted to before, they are trying their best.

A third meaning is that the person is very against Donald Trump and all of his opinions.
1: "I feel like I'm not safe here wearing my hijab. Maybe I should go to that guy wearing the safety pin."

2: "I can tell by the safety pin on her shirt that the girl is trying to hold on to her life."

3: "I see that the person with the safety pin has the same political opinion as me."

4: "I like alt fashion."
by Log :) September 5, 2022
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heterosexual safety seat

Also known as the Gay Seat or the I'm Not Gay Seat.

Referenced by Ray Romano in his stand-up act: it refers to the empty seat left between two straight males sitting in a movie theater together as proof to the rest of the audience that they are not there as a couple, and infact, just hetreosexual friends.
Even though were we in a crowded movie theater, watching an action movie, my pal and I had to leave the heterosexual safety seat between us just in case anyone was looking.
by Dante_T December 9, 2008
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Safety Bowl

The extra bowl(s) you smoke when you're not sure if you will be high enough from the previous bowls you have smoked.

Most of the time, 1 safety bowl is enough, but it is not uncommon to smoke up to 3 or even sometimes 4 safety bowls to ensure that you are indeed high enough.

The safety bowl is not to be confused with the bedtime bowl, however the safety bowl can lead directly to sleep.
"I'm not sure we're high enough... pack a safety bowl!"

"Damn, I didn't smoke enough... I should've packed a safety bowl."

"I am so retarded. Those last 2 safety bowls were completely unnecessary, but oh so sweet."
by CANon June 1, 2006
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safety buy

1. an inexpensive item of food purchased simultaneously with an alcohollic beverage so the underage customer can walk out of the shop retaining some dignity after being asked for i.d.
2. an item of food simultaniously bought with alcohol by an underage drinker that would probably only be bought by someone over 18 designed to confuse the shop assistant into thinking the customer is genuine.
1. a "freddo" is specifically designed to be used as a safety buy costing only 10p.

2. thankfully the shop clerk at tescos didn't think twice about serving tom three litres of vodka after he purchased a loaf of brown bread and a pint of milk.
by jehova June 5, 2007
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