Sneaky Jesus 

1) Technique used by popular Christian bands to 'sneak' Jesus or religious themes into their music.

2) The act of stealthily slipping a crucifix into the anus of one's partner during sexual intimacy.

Don't trust Keaton, he'll give you a Sneaky Jesus when you're not lookin'.

Sneaky Jesus by Sarah, Liz, Mike January 3, 2006

sneak 

Quietly moving around places that you aren't supposed to. Also to come up behind someone without noticing and possibly scaring them if they notice you.

"What are you doing sneaking around here at this time of night?"

sneak by sasukewolf June 29, 2008

Sneaky Nigger 

A sex maneuver in which the male waits until the female falls asleep. Then the male enters the room, has sex with the female, enpregnates her, then upon leaving, steals her T.V. and is never seen nor heard from by the female again.

Jack: Hey man, we need some cash, and i'm horny, what should we do.

Robb: You could pull off a sneaky nigger on that girl down the street. We could sell the T.V. at the pawn shop.

Sneaky Nigger by ThatBitchinGuyPhil December 15, 2008

Sneaky snake 

When you wake your wife or girlfriend up by slipping your hard-on into her while she is asleep.

Note: To perform this act, prior consent must be given.

Hey, I may give you the sneaky snake tomorrow morning, if that's OK.

Sneaky snake by The Glunk December 20, 2011

Sneaky Snake 

when a male is sleeping next to a female. he takes her hand and puts it inches away from his penis and wakes her up so she moves her hand and touches his penis

Tironi told me to sneak into Dan's sisters room and give her a sneaky snake.

Sneaky Snake by Meatball60 December 11, 2006

sneaky peek 

when a girl/guy falls asleep and you examen their junkst

man katy passed out last night and i took a sneaky peek

sneaky peek by isaacrocksmysocks January 1, 2008

Sneaky Kutza 

A sneaky Kutza is defined as inviting a fellow air medical professional to a two year olds birthday party only to find out your also getting married at the same time while he is consuming food on the back steps while your taking a wedding oath out front.

Joey performed a Sneaky Kutza on Tom when he got married.

Sneaky Kutza by SALEEN58L August 11, 2008