smollett the bed

Fail miserably in a public manner by jumping to conclusions before facts develop.

Let's wait for all the facts, and not smollett the bed with this one.

by EastCoaster22 February 17, 2019

Smolov

An intense 13 week Russian squat program that will destroy you, and make you reborn into a squatting monster, like a phoenix of swoleness.

Depending on experience and a trainee's size, the Smolov program can add up to a hundred pounds to your squat if you do it to a T.

Weeks 1-2 Intro Cycle
Week 3-6 Base Cycle
Week 7-8 Switching Style
Week 9-13 Intensity cycle (this is where the alphas are separated from the betas.)

Guy 1: How did you get your squat up to 600 Pounds?!

Guy 2: I ran Smolov, what else?

by Tyrannosaurus Flex June 26, 2014

smoley oley

The highest of props that can be given to a fellow He-Man. Reserved for ultimate acts of Bro-ness.

Origin: The Scripture of Spankey

Three smoley oleys to the guy who invented the Fred Penner shot!

by TheScriptureofSpankey January 18, 2016

Smolt

The stage of growth in Atlantic salmon achieved after 2-3 years.

Near adulthood, but not quite there yet.

High Schoolers.

Marta is such a smolt...she's got a lot to learn.

by Martizzle May 27, 2006

Smoluch

Verb. The act of watching multiple seasons of a television show in a very short period of time; usually a week or two with little or no sleep.

Prounounced: Smo-LOOCH

"I wanted to see the the final episode of Battlestar Galactica, so I smoluched the first few seasons."

by geoff394 May 9, 2009

smole child

Literally meaning small child. A cute way to say small child. Someone innocent and young.

Awww look at that smole child

by Pnutbutty August 18, 2017

Smollettov Cocktail

While attempting to promote oneself, one accidentally burns down his/her own career.

His career is over. He pulled a Smollettov Cocktail.

by Marooooom February 21, 2019