ski boyfriend
ski boyfriend by jyllhatesabey January 28, 2022
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Ski bunny
A poser chick that dresses in the latest ski fashion that doesn't know how to ski or snowboard. You'll see her in the lodge sipping hot chocolate and never dawning her ski's or board. If you do, she falls 10 times before reaching the ski lift and ends up back in the lodge sipping hot chocolate in her hot pink pants. Ski bunnies usually move onto something else after one attempt.
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Skibidi • Skittles • skid • skibidi toilet • skin • skinny • skill issue • skippy • skid mark • skinhead
Ski Sexy
Someone way too big for their environment. Mass of destruction. Can't be trusted with anything. Loves blondes (especially if they have bangs and are tall+skinny)
Ski Sexy by asktheladiez October 10, 2022
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Ski Tuck Blaster
Somewhere in between hovering and sitting on a public restroom toilet, the said pooper puts their body in a tuck-like position like a downhill skier. This raises the anus to be nearly inline with rim of the bowl. Once the position has been engaged and the pressure on the stomach initiated, the pooper opens the anus with such force the uncontrollable spray of diarrhea hits the back of toilet bowl, rim of the seat and in rare occasion, released with such force the toilet tank itself is covered in buck-shot like spatter.
Tommy waited his turn patiently in the mens bathroom, holding, poised and ready…finally a stall door opens and Tommy races in. There is no time to lay a nest of paper down and Tommy’s initial checkdown says DONT sit. Tommy has little choice and assumes the ski tuck blaster position and in a wave of fury, Little Tommy lets a potato launcher like shot out of his ass covering what was once a toilet with a pellet spray of feces.
Ski Tuck Blaster by Jujupoopster January 22, 2024