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Trust Sit

When you sit on a public restroom toilet without checking the seat first (mostly pertains to males).
Dude, I totally just pulled a trust sit at the Shell station. I think I should've checked the seat first.
by Steel546 September 18, 2010
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pišam ti se na šit

Telling somebody you'll urinate on his shit meaning you don't quiet like him or are irritated by him
Person 1: ''Yo Sara, pišam ti se na šit!''
Person 2: ''lol''
by Medoiiiiii July 7, 2010
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I still can't sit down

To relate displeasure to another at being ripped off by otherwise generally legal means, implying they feel the pain of having been figuratively anally raped against their will. Fucked up the ass, usually monetarily.
Bob - So how much was the mechanic bill?
Dave - Shit, $360 to fix a fucking door latch. I still can't sit down.

My ex racked up $40,000 grand in credit card debt behind my back and dropped it all on me after the divorce. I still can't sit down.
by Grafikman August 31, 2015
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Lorem Ipsum Dolor Sit Amet

Lorem Ipsum is simply dummy text of the printing and typesetting industry. Lorem Ipsum has been the industry's standard dummy text ever since the 1500s, when an unknown printer took a galley of type and scrambled it to make a type specimen book. It has survived not only five centuries, but also the leap into electronic typesetting, remaining essentially unchanged. It was popularised in the 1960s with the release of Letraset sheets containing Lorem Ipsum passages, and more recently with desktop publishing software like Aldus PageMaker including versions of Lorem Ipsum.
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Donec accumsan risus cursus augue. In metus tortor, aliquet quis, commodo ut, pharetra vel, diam. Pellentesque habitant morbi tristique senectus et netus et malesuada fames ac turpis egestas. Morbi cursus est id est. Suspendisse potenti. Nulla mollis gravida nulla. Class aptent taciti sociosqu ad litora torquent per conubia nostra, per inceptos hymenaeos. Nulla id velit ut orci tempus viverra. Suspendisse ultricies est at elit. Cras sodales. Vivamus sed mauris. Sed volutpat dui quis erat.
by KGDeem October 5, 2005
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i'll sit on your face

inviting someone to give you oral sex
ill sit on your face and u can suk my huge cock
OR
ill sit on your face and u can lik my sweet pussy
by sexy_commando_pussy March 29, 2005
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Atomic Sit-Up

Usually done by frats, you convince someone that they cannot do a situp while you hold a towel over their face (covering their eyes) and hold it strong. they use their strength to try and sit up and while they are doing this a friend pulls his pants down and bends over so his ass is right infront of the person doing the sit up. you then let go of the towel and their face goes straight into your friends ass crack.
little johnny tricked all his friends into doing atomic sit-ups.
by DREWSHEW December 28, 2005
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The Impossible Sit Up

A dirty trick you pull on a friend at a party, where you hold a towel over a friends face while he tries to do a sit up with you pulling down on it. While your friend tries to do this sit up you have another friend bend down over him and pull down his pants then you release the towel and your friends face goes into an asshole.
Kean: Aw man I was so drunk last night but I sobered up really fast when Darren and Matt got me to do The Impossible Sit Up.
by Matt Walters April 22, 2008
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