sidestreet sammy

Someone who always tries to find a quicker way to a destination by taking back roads or streets.

"What took you so long to get here?" "Oh, John pulled another sidestreet sammy on us."

by bohring April 26, 2009

Sammy

An extremely smart girl who knows exactly what she wants, she can be very deceptive but being with a girl that gorgeous and funny is totally worth whatever price you pay. Down to get high and fuck all the time but doesnt give it over easily. She loves indie rock. Can be a total bitch when she wants to and isnt as fragile as other girls.

I love Sammy so much i just wish that she didnt hate me, she was so fucking chill!!

by Adam Koo August 27, 2013

Sammy

he's amazing in every way and you'll be lucky enough to find another guy ever like him. he's really cute, funny, and sweet! he doesnt like being called marshmellow or cheese puff :/ also known as professor dickweed

also he is a great cuddler :

Taylor: hey becca, who do you like?
Becca: i dont like anyone... but i do love someone :
Taylor: who?!
becca: he's the one with the big fluffy hair :p his name is sammy and i love him!
taylor:..damnnn his hair is orgasmic...

by wooinator March 8, 2009

Sammy Sosa

The act of shoving a baseball bat up a girls ass until she turns a ghostly white color.

TR "I gave my girl a Sammy Sosa last night and she squirted all over the place"

FG "Did you try the Alaskan Fire Dragon"?

by Pussymuncher69 December 9, 2010

simmies

A group of people living in a false reality. Usually, these are people that you are in contact with much more than you would like, but because of proximity or blood relation, you have no choice but to deal. Try as you might to speak to them openly, you will fail because they simply live on a different plane... yet somehow in the same world.

Everything was cool until James brought the effin' simmies and creeped everyone the F out. No one could escape their weird conversations.

by Alex in NC August 15, 2006

Sammy fuck boy wilkinson

Sammy wilkinson, man whore who sleeps around with girls night after night white his cool act SMOKING

1 girl: who's that?
2 girl: oh that's Sammy fuck boy wilkinson. The biggest fuck boy around. Don't mess with him. He'll only break your heart.

by Cc wilkinson April 14, 2016

sammy

sammy,, quite simply the best person you will ever meet. she has short beautiful hair and amazing brown eyes,, her smile as bright as the sun and her lips as soft as a pillow,, her hands are warm and her general presence makes you feel like you are protected and safe. she will make you feel like the most loved person in the whole world and will always put you first no matter what situation you are in,, she is very trust worthy and you can always count on her to make sure you are happy. she cares a lot about the ones she truly loves and would do everything in her power to help them out no matter the cost,, she is very kind hearted and sympathetic and loves helping others. she is in general the best girl in the world and is the definition of wifey material.

i love you sammy

by adxm H November 15, 2020