Skip to main content

simobionic

The feeling of GREAT sexual desire for centipedes and sumo wrestlers
i am feeling very simobionic at the moment
by Peter November 26, 2004
mugGet the simobionic mug.

simeon herpes

Symptoms of Simeon Herpes: outbreak of swollen, red bumps or plaques (wheals) on the skin that appear suddenly -- either as a result of the body's adverse reaction to stress, or for unknown reasons. Along with a firy temper.
Scratching in public spreads the itchy reaction.
See a doctor and a psychiatrist IMMEDIATELY!!
Anger management program recommended.
Soaking in a warm relaxing bath is not affective.
simeon herpes started in Langara. It is dry itych skin, with red patches from head to toe. Looks like bed bug bites or hives.
by Nurses of Langara College M.D. February 6, 2010
mugGet the simeon herpes mug.

Simeon

Muscular guy that loves working out. Is really cute, and really funny. He’s got a big cock. He has great music taste.
Who is that? You don’t know, that’s Simeon!
by kingprince0303 June 1, 2020
mugGet the Simeon mug.

Simo

(n) To obsess over a friend because they deserve it.
Derived from simp, likely originally a typo as 'p' and 'o' are adjacent in a qwerty keyboard.
I want to be simo'd

I'm simoing on you
by Anomalocaris November 14, 2020
mugGet the Simo mug.

leah simms

Leah Simms is a person who is so scared of needles they literally run out of the building when school needles are administrated. Leah Simms is also a huge kiss ass/teachers pet, and will argue her way to a 100 on any test. She got a 57 once and had a siezure when she saw it. Is a Frenchie (the people in french immersion who are also Leah Simms). also is doing the most. Leah Sim ms loves friendshippenis
Damn, Leah Simms needs to grow the fuck up

Leah Simms had a crush on a gay guy
by gaygaybooboobutt69 February 27, 2019
mugGet the leah simms mug.

simmi

Someone who can't take a Joke.
I was f$@#ing Joking! Stop being such a Simmi!
by Chetsk December 28, 2007
mugGet the simmi mug.

Richard Simmons

Some gay dude who dances to 30's jazz and has alot of chest hair. Went to jail for sexually molesting his mother.
Richard Simmons: I FEEL LIKE DAAAAAAAAANCING!!!
by zack mellinger December 9, 2008
mugGet the Richard Simmons mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email