shmoof

A sign of distress, said when one is shocked, appalled, or just plain bored.

Girl 1: I said no to that dude that asked me out.
Girl 2: OMG! Shmoof! Why? He was hot!

by RawrBucketsIZFIT March 15, 2009

shoof

To be harmlessly dishonest in an attempt to prove a point or express great knowledge of subjects where only a fraction of knowledge actually exists.

After sounding like you knew the area well, the directions you gave me were all wrong. You shoofed me.

by Steve Wilson April 23, 2004

Shrooooooom

To describe a person hair style. When there haircut resembles a mushroom, usually found when people attempt to grow there hair.

Joe you've got a right Shrooooooom!
haha You seen his Shrooooooom?

by Emo Tigger April 18, 2006

shnoof

when you take a mans penis and you spread chocolate all around the penis besides the whole. Then you simply give him a chocolate covered blow job with a bit of taste for yourself ;)

damn, i really want to give that guy a good shnoof.

by shnoofers February 8, 2008

smoking shrooms

To dry up shrooms out them in a fat joint and smoke that shit

"Hey dude what are you smoking?" "Smoking Shrooms. I'm high as fuck."

by 69Pussylover69 July 15, 2014

hydroponic shrooms

they are just like regular shrooms exept way better. What makes thems o much better is the fact they are grown like hydroponic weed They will insure a trip while regular shrooms are hit or miss

u want some shrooms?
are they hydroponic shrooms?
HELL YEA!!!

by rgg123 July 31, 2006

Shroom LookeyLikey

A possibly deadly mushroom that looks similar to a hallucinogenic mushroom. It came from a video on Youtube of a British guy hunting for liberty caps in a cow field.

Speaker 1: Man I don't feel so good.....
Speaker 2: I think those things we ate were Shroom LookeyLikey's!!!

by The_Platapus September 21, 2011