scotch college

a snobby boys school in swanborne full of nice guys just looking for a fun time ;) however they are also unfortunately extremely gay and retarded. mostly super hot and cill. most of the boarders are cool dudes apart from the year 7s who are extra gay and are so socially retarded that they cant talk to girls without crying.

girl 1: ohhh damn look at that guy! what tf he's so hottttttt!!!!
girl 2: *drools* must be from scotch college, just look at that ass!!!
random girl: he's a year 7! EWWWWW
*girls run away and cry and pray away their sins*

by loverboy125 November 27, 2019

shutchomoudfaw

a beckoning of silence; comes from ancient roots of burmese.

Why you laugh, faw? Schutchomoudfaw!

by shinjo November 20, 2003

Penis snotchel

A penis when it is about to "blow a load" right before it "ejaculates" or "cums".

Guy 1- dude i had a huge penis snotchel the other night watching re-runs of baywatch,

Guy 2-Eww man then wht happened.

Guy 1- Well lets just say i made a new definition to "plasma" tv.

by Tge next great quarterback August 3, 2009

spotchy

Flicking a paint brush against a canvas with paint the canvas becomes or looks spotchy. Or flicking your penis after a male orgasms on a girls face or body making the girl look spotchy. When first awaking from a deep sleep a person's eyes sight may be a bit spothcy seeing blury colorful spots.

After shooting my load on your face you look spotchy.

I am spotching paint on the canvas.

by gasay March 7, 2007

scotch free

This is another way to say scot free according to the people of Taiwan

"He got away Scotch free"

by whoisryan June 11, 2014

Breakfast Scotch

The Macallan 12 Year Old Scotch. What you drink to break your fast after a long night of carousing. Do not confuse with brunch, lunch, dinner, or evening Scotch.

Master: Yawwwn... Now I must break my fast.
Slave: Breakfast Scotch?
Master: Crawl to me. Pour my Breakfast Scotch.

Slave: Yesssssss.
Master: <Glugggg>

by BrancaMalfatti December 22, 2009

Shatch

An undeniable, somewhat inadvertant party shit, culminating from a weekend of drugs, alchohol, debochary, and second-guessing. Usually asshole makes blurping, curdling noises.

Curtis had to Shatch after kicking it with us this weekend.

by monkey dong August 10, 2010