Smegma

The sebaceous cheese like substance that surrounds the head of the penis. When removed from the penis it makes an excellent topping for crackers and bread.

There is lots of smegma around his genitalia after not washing it for weeks

by theICONICshroom21 September 12, 2021

Smegma

yummy dick cheese

guy 1: hey man, eating some smeggies (smeggies; plural form of smegma. preferably dried up and eaten in little crisps) and thought of you.

guy 2: can i join?

by bonkersfeet November 28, 2021

smegma sipper

A fetish involving the cheesy scrotum substance. May also be found on a dog.

I hadn’t showered in 3 days. That really excited Betty as she knew she’d be a smegma sipper during foreplay.

The dog wouldn’t stop licking himself. “Must be smegma sipping again”.

by Sudberry January 7, 2022

Smegma

Connor, Andrew, and Brady’s band.

“damn have you heard of smegma, they’re my favorite”

by chefcanyon January 15, 2022

smegma sharing

when two partners decide to offer fellatio to one another, whilst both have not showered for at least 20 (twenty) days. Then, without swallowing, the two may kiss and tongue-wrestle with the smegma still present within the mouth.

Would you like to invest in smegma sharing?
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by HillClint January 15, 2022

Schmegma

Not smegma. Distinctly NOT the thick, white, cheesy substance that accumulates under the foreskin. Not smegma at all but rather schmegma.

Hey dude I've been thinking a lot about schmegma. Smegma? Like under your foreskin? No... schmegma.

by schmegma originator December 17, 2021

Smegmatize

The act or action of smothering another’s object with smegma- whether they are using it or not.

X: Did you see what Kyle did to Jenny after they broke up?

Y: No, what’d he do?

X: He smegmatized all of her shit bro! She opened her computer and WA-BANG, smegma-smothered!

Y: I always knew Kyle had a cheesy penis.

by raunchyraul December 26, 2021