Shmeeko

The most amazing country in the world, located under Brandons deck, there are only two citizens of Shmeeko, those citizens include: Brandon and his dead cat.

Yo, i crashed in Shmeeko last night, it was dope

by BillyGay February 5, 2019

Shmee

Shmee is a response to a question that would be very anonymous and ambiguous.
A certain type of sex slave.

Chad: "Hey Brad what did you do yesterday?"
...
Brad: "Shmee..."

Karen: "Ima make you my shmee..."
Brad: "Lmao shoot ur shot."

by Shmee911 October 22, 2019

Shmeeg

A shmeeg is short for Smeagol (Gollum) off the widely known Lord of The Rings and The Hobbit sequels. Verb: When calling someone a shmeeg it refers to them behaving in a freakish way. Noun: A shmeeg is someone who looks odd, eachother with physical abnormalities.

Verb: Hey Toby did you see Harry last night he was being a right shmeeg.
Noun: Fuck me, look at that shmeeg over there.

by kingshmeeg November 6, 2019

Shmeegull shmarnumb

A shmeegull shmarnumb is actually, what people who smoke methamphetamines, call a Chong. A Chong is just a shmeegull shmarnumb way of saying bong. So a shmeegull shmarnumb is just a methamphetamines bong.

"Can you some water in the shmeegull shmarnumb so that we can get high.".

by Shardski skanardski November 23, 2019

Shmeek

A person who is a shmuck and a neek

Otherwise known as a robo Bari neek

Yo that don is a shmeek

by Murvocius December 10, 2019

shmeerce

1. A physical state in which one is really drunk or high on basically anything - alcohol, speed, mollies, weed, lsd, shrooms, cocaine etc.; might be used to describe situations when one is too fucked up to function.

2. A word used to describe something really lit and wavy.

Dolo: “Yo, Sin.. I just ate 2 mollies and I’m in Shmeerce.”
Sin: “Don’t worry, here’s some speed. Let’s go to a party, someone said it will be Shmeerce af”

by anonymous December 17, 2019

Shmeek

An N-joy vaping product.

Efrain-You wanna hit my N-joy.

Jonah-Yes I would love hit ur shmeek

by Hayden Herrera January 28, 2020