Shlonker

A male with a penis long enough to be able to hit the end of the average vagina. A shlonk is an onemonapia for the sound produced when this occurs.

My husband is a shlonker, we always have great sex.

by PieMan3259 May 30, 2018

Shlong

A Shlong is a rather long dick especially when not erected.

Can be in the way, between the Man legs when he is walking.

-We could see that dude's shlong through his cyclist pants, I'm telling you!

- Wow it must of been so awkward Sofia.

by Mathylda00 September 9, 2018

Shlong

A penis so long you can tie it in a knot.

Bruh, my shlong is longer than yours.

by Jack Tenny September 24, 2018

shlong diddy kong

what you’d call a guy that you are trying to get with, who is extremely sexy and beautiful.

sarah: i think chad is such a shlong diddy kong
becky: oh yeah you should talk to him, he’s really sexy

by motomotolikesu March 18, 2019

shlongue

A penis, preferably a long erect one

Me: I want to stick my shlongue up your vagina. Is that cool with you?

Slut: Anytime!😍

by globglogabgalab21 June 10, 2019

Shlong

When he calls his dick she and he’s packin-shlong

Bro my ducks a shlong

by Wallee February 12, 2020

Cookie Shlongster

A man shapes a cookie into the shape of his genitalia(a penis), bakes it, then fucks a girl in the ass with it. Afterwards, he eats the cookie.

Guy1: "Dude I gave my girlfriend a cookie shlongster last night."
Guy2: "I bet it tasted like shit!"
Guy1: "Yeah, it did. Literally..."

by AllieBigTits August 22, 2011