pump ship

(verb) to defecate, to crap

She went upstairs to the shithouse because she needed to pump ship

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

Fuck it, ship it

Phrase used when committing to something that you really want to do, but know you should be doing something completely different

Brad: Man let's run one more quick game of NHl 10.

Jeremy: You know I have big test coming up tomorrow and after that 35 last time, I have to study.

Brad: Quite being a bitch, bitch!

Jeremy: Fuck it, ship it

by Bilbadactyl March 2, 2010

Ghost Ship

A modification of the Dutch rudder in which it's a combination of a Dutch rudder and a stranger.

"I woke up with a boner and numb arm from sleeping on it, I then proceeded to get my friend to ghost ship me."

by Pineapple trombone September 21, 2017

hip on the ship

The maritime version of "good in the hood". While asking someone onboard a ship, "All good in the hood?" would be understood, the word "hood" might be seen in some circles as mildly racist. Thus, the invention of "hip on the ship". Enjoy.

Bosun: "Good morning, Captain Michelle! All hip on the ship?"
Captain: "Yes, things are going very well."

by MikeinVA August 20, 2020

ship happens

Something shippensburg students say. Like shit happens but better

Guy: yo my girlfriend just cheated on me

Guy 2: yo dude that sucks honestly tho ship happens

by Dancingdiva333 March 20, 2020

shipping a package

Taking a dump. Pooping.

I will be shipping a package now, as I just finished my third quadruple caramel macchiato iced latte.

by Keanu Madonna August 19, 2014

Shipping Notification

The exclamation which informs a sexual partner of impending ejaculation.

"Oh My DOG! Oh My DOG!" was the only shipping notification she received before his dyslexic ass jizzed in her face.

by iNT2 April 11, 2011