Sheating

(Verb) When you take a shit and eat at the very same time.

Last tuesday Franklin the turtle had to shit and hadnt eaten all day.
So franklin decided to save time by sheating.

by Calvin Broadus III January 25, 2010

Shit the sheets

To fail on an astronomical level; to achieve little despite putting forth effort.

"I studied for that Chem test for like 2 weeks, but I still shit the sheets on it."

by Karl Karlsen November 18, 2013

Sheeting

When the female is laying on her back, the male takes the undone sheets, wraps his dick in it, and puts all of it inside the female.

I love sheeting my girlfriend because it makes my dick feel like it's in an oven.

by lyzamuel January 26, 2015

Sheft

to be stabbed used with words such as: splashed wetted chinged ching

boy1 : you know eman got sheft last week
boy2 : oh shit dats peak

by Bjekdjnflsfjsl June 3, 2018

shake the sheets

a phrase used to describe a man and women gettin' down and dirty in bed. also see "bed rock"

i want to shake the sheets with her all night

by bbbbbmmmmgggg November 4, 2013

penis sheath

A term used for the vagina.

What can I say? I needed my penis sheath.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

shefti kooshty

This was a word made up by dandy. It came from the football player Shefti Kuqi, but he said 'kooshty' instead of Kuqi. It quickly caught on. It means 'ok', 'cheers' or 'good'.

joe "i have bought you a new t-shirt"
dandy "shefti kooshty"

by will7 July 20, 2006