tool shed

The second level of being a poser/loser. Someone who is "whipped" or someone who thinks he's cooler than he really is. A toolshed usually dresses outside of the mainstream just to make others think he is cool. He is always a jackass. A female tool shed, though rare, shares these same characteristics, and usually operates by being a total bitch and thinking she is hotter than she really is. A tool shed is is a bigger loser than a tool, but not quite a hardware store.

I'd be complimenting Ryan Seacrest by calling him a tool shed: he's a hardware store (aka Home Depot).

That toolshed talks on the phone to his girlfriend for 6 hrs a night.

by garyp December 28, 2005

seida

One very small ginger Bosnian girl wich is very attractive and intelligent... Many boys fell after her but only one is special for her... She has beautiful red hair, deep blue eyes, seductive smile and laugh, she is chubby and she has beautifull body.

"Oh look at that amazing girl!!!"
"Yes, I see, her name is Seida"

by Dinci June 27, 2017

traccy shed

Bus station / shelter

Stood at the traccy shed

by Sam Clarke March 18, 2005

She shed

A place where closer lesbians go to cheat on their boyfriend/husband

"I love that girl, but she's always spending so much time with that woman and her she shed"

by fayve March 13, 2020

shed

massive skeetage all over a woman's face or body

"Janelle whats that on your face?"-Jeff
"Well i think its SHED" --janelle
"ooh, thank you Jeff"

by WES JOHNSON June 30, 2006

Tool Shed

The ultimate tool keeper. A tool shed is the evolved version of a tool box. Why? She has way to many tools to have just a box, infact a tool shed may have 3 or 4 tool boxes inside their tool shed. And who knows what other mechanical wonders she has in there!!!

A tool shed is a girl who has had sexual intercourse with a phenomenal amount of the men (tools) shes been using.

Convo between 2 girls:

Girl 1: "Like omg!, that whore has fucked like... 34 guys just for their money!"

Girl 2: "Like i know! What a fucking tool shed!"

by Henry McByrd April 24, 2009

sheddie

a person who enjoys creating a comfortable space within an outbuilding (shed); not only for working on projects but a place to enjoy a pint and some darts as well

All that sheddie does is drink beer by his woodstove and play darts.

by Rick Wolf April 29, 2008