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the postal service

A band thats just like Death Cab For Cutie, only a lot poppier.
14 year old teenybopper: OMFG HAVE YOU HEARD THAT SONG SUCH GREAT HEIGHTS ON MTV IT IS LIKE SOOO GOOD AND THE BEAT IS SOOO CATCHY THE POST OFFICERS ARE LIKE MY FAVORITE BAND EVER!!!!
by me December 31, 2004
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Voluntary Service Campaign

It was a fucking recall! Nissan did it to fix something they fucked up on they early model 300zx fuel injection system. They didn't want to call it a recall because that would look bad so it was called a service campaign. And they didn't really want to spend the money to do it to all Z31's so they said it was voluntary. Non the less, it was a god damn recall.
"Did you have the voluntary service campaign preformed on your Z?"
by RedOctoberManZ31 August 2, 2009
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full service shower

A shower in which you wash your hair and shave. A regular shower doesn't include these.
"Hon', Do I have time for a full service shower before we split?"
by sequoiafog May 14, 2016
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Secret Service

When a girl dives upon your premature ejaculation to avoid it hitting her sheets. For extended fun, angle the load towards her ear so it resembles a secret service ear piece.
Dude, I was just about to pre-jac and then she dove like the Secret Service and took one for her country.
by Hot Carl Winslow January 12, 2008
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self service

Mum sees son in room

Mum: how.cold you self service in my house
by ohdear9762 December 23, 2013
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p service

Da p service gotsta be anarcho-rizzled.
by DLL November 20, 2003
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foreign service officer

(or f.s.o for short): a deep state neo-patriot engaging in a coup d'etat
the zelensky-trump whistleblower is a real-life foreign service officer, perhaps one of the worst there is.
by Uncle Dimma November 13, 2019
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