Eat the salmon

To go down on a girl and nibble on her vagina

Yo i was at wills house, I walked in on him and watched him "eat the salmon"

by Summertimeee January 28, 2009

Salmon helmet

The dried crustations of stinky snatch on your helmet while attempting a 'morning after' re-entry.

Last night was hot, but this morning the salmon helmet on my johnson couldn't get the boys to victory.

by slsuby June 11, 2006

Salmon

A slang word for sex. Can be used both as a verb and a noun. Originally defined in the 1970s Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Used by upper class teenagers who were attempting to hide their promescuity from their overbearing parents. Has led to the recent fad of "Awkward Salmon".

Guy: I had some good salmon last night.

Or

Guy2: I just got salmoned!

Or

Guy 3: I'm gonna go to the bar to see if I can get some salmon.

by TheBearClaws July 30, 2011

Stinky Salmon

When she farts on your cock then proceeds to suck your dick till you cum your hot stinky cum then she burps on your cock thus taking a shit on your back.

Oh shit cuzz she gave me that stinky salmon and i had to take 3 showers and 2 bars of soap.

by BigDaddyLongAsian November 23, 2018

awkward salmon

A member of the Awkward Animal Clan, the awkward salmon is a movement performed during or after an awkward moment to relieve tension. One variety of the motion is to place a hand another person's chin, palm down, and wiggle the hand and fingers so as to smack the underside of the person's chin somewhat.

Grandma: Everyone's a lesbian in college, even I was.

Granddaughter: Uh...awkward salmon.

by vivelabookworm December 30, 2010

Salmon Sex

When a woman is so ugly that the man tosses off on the bed, leaves the room and then the woman squirms around on the jizz thus completing the sex act, just like salmon do.

"Hey man, that chick is so ugly I wouldn't have salmon sex with her".

"I wouldn't have salmon sex with her with your dick".

by Space Freak January 2, 2012

smoked salmon

The act of taking a lit cigar/blunt, sticking it a girls pussy, and taking a puff on it.

"Hey man you know that Sara girl?"
"Yeah"
"She let me give her smoked salmon last night with a fatty blunt"

by JustineBakker July 7, 2008